"Don't forget your project, Tessa."
"It looks pretty good and... JESUS!"
"Ha ha ha, 'goiter!' Oh man, I can't believe you put that on your poster!"
"Don't laugh. It's not funny. It's terrible. That's a real person."
"Tessa, as a parental figure, if there's one thing I can teach you about the way the world works, it's that terrible things are always hilarious as long as they're happening to other people."