"I'm not entirely happy with the way these cookies came out."
"What are you talkin' about, sweet mama? They're good."
"I think next time instead of chocolate I'm going to put in nuts. And maybe fruit."
"Baby, I think they'll be good any way you make 'em. C'mere, give me some lovin'."
"You! You always want to hug on me when I'm in the middle of something, or walking somewhere."
"That's not true. I want to hug on you all the time."
"Oh, is that it?"
"Yes. Because that's what human beings who like each other do. They hug and kiss. To show affection."
"Don't be an a-hole."
"Besides, when I want a little sugar it's not like I'm asking for an hour! All I want is 10 seconds. Just a little squeeze from my honey."
"Come over here. I'll give you 10 seconds..."
"Hey baby what are you... Mmm! Mm grmph!"