"What are you talkin' about, sweet mama? They're good."
"I think next time instead of chocolate I'm going to put in nuts. And maybe fruit."
"Baby, I think they'll be good any way you make 'em. C'mere, give me some lovin'."
"You! You always want to hug on me when I'm in the middle of something, or walking somewhere."
"That's not true. I want to hug on you all the time."
"Oh, is that it?"
"Yes. Because that's what human beings who like each other do. They hug and kiss. To show affection."
"Don't be an a-hole."
"Besides, when I want a little sugar it's not like I'm asking for an hour! All I want is 10 seconds. Just a little squeeze from my honey."
"Come over here. I'll give you 10 seconds..."
"Hey baby what are you... Mmm! Mm grmph!"
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performance art. that's what that is...
Just remember to take it off before you microwave it. That shit'll melt and stick to your teeth.
Nuts and Fruit? No Chocolate? That smacks of Tyrany. Or, Cookie Fascism at the very least. I'm calling Woody Guthrie.
So do fruit and nuts ruin chocolate chip coookies? I guess they're not really chocolate chip without chocolate chips.
Also, that's a gigantic dental dam.
Welcome back, Mr. Hughes!
Yes! You found yourself a good woman Mr. Hughes. Congratulations.
In the middle of something hugs can annoy but are admittedly preferable to in the middle of something pretend humping from behind.
What ozma said.
Take it from a married man who's made that mistake -- in-the-middle-of-something pretend humping from behind is pretty much never the right move with your woman.
agggghhhhh-- that picture makes me claustropobic!
The fact that you're posting again makes me tingle in my naughty parts. That, or it's the gonorrhea. But probably it's the fact that you're posting again.
I AM DYING HERE. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
nuts ruin chocolate chip cookies. my mom will lie and tell you otherwise, but do not fall for her tricks. 17 years in her home and I never cracked.
'bout time you come back. Don't ever go away again.
I second what megan said about nuts in cookies. That's an infamità so serious that everybody must condemn her, her family, her allies as well as her enemies. (Sometimes they're alright, though)
Taking out chocolate chips and putting in nuts and fruits?
Jeez, why don't you skip the long, slow slide to hell and just move to California?
The pretend humping from behind thing while something important is happening is a more widespread phenomenon than I'd thought. I suppose I should be...glad?
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